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Terrorist killed by mobile provider

A Russian suicide bomber blows up by accident.
The suicide bomber, who had the device all rigged to blow via mobile text message, got a text message from her mobile phone provider, causing the connected explosive device to detonate.

No word if this person is a Darwin Award nominee.

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